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Arellano: I got a colonoscopy for my 47th birthday. And the results...

I let the Mexiclan — a text chat of my closest friends — know what I was about to do. Memes citing the farting scene from "Blazing Saddles" and others too rude to mention in a family paper immediately pinged on my phone.

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